Training Your Dog Is A
Gift To The Animal
Warning:
the following spouting is directed at the less thoughtful
human—you who have a pet you leave alone for ten hours a day,
not to romp happily on acres of woodlands but to stay
practically immobile, tethered as it is to a limiting post or
trapped as he or she is within the confines of a cage no bigger,
proportionately, than a bathroom is for a human. How about, that
is, training your dog…instead of punishing it for your limited
capabilities to “own” a dog?
Instead of caging the poor mutt, consider training your dog.
Train him not to flee. Train her not to bark. Train her as you
would be trained. The thing is this: when you lock her in a
cage, she is unhappy. Think of your dog (ala George Orwell’s
animals in Animal Farm) being the homeowner and you are the pet.
Knock the ceiling off the bathroom and put a chicken wire
fencing across the top instead. Then, take away your ability to
speak words and take away your hands. Now, Mr. Pooch, who is
preparing to go off to the mill for a ten hour shift grabs you
by the nape of your neck, your scruff, and leads you into the
bathroom, then leaves. There is no music. You have no toys. The
floor is cement. (Thinking about training your dog, yet?)
The temperature drops. It begins to rain at the same time the
wind blows more of itself cold into your cubbyhole. It gets
dark. Weird sounds, traffic, and smells taunt you. Some smells
remind you of food. Others make you nervous. Kids come by and
poke at your little walls. A lawnmower cranks up right by your
head. All you can do is walk back and forth in your own poop and
howl and yip. (Think about training your dog, yet?)
Because you are a pet, you are cute, so Mr. Pooch has bought you
and brought you home. But when he left you inside the main house
on the first day, you chewed the hell out of his favorite
material belongings. You have a tendency to gnaw, for different
innate reasons, but he doesn’t get that and didn’t think about
it (or anything else) when he added you to his wealth of
belongings. So you must be beaten. Then you must be remaindered
to a pet prison. Your cuteness has worn off
Come ON, humans. Training your dog is EASY (as dogs are
trainable). Training your dog is cheap. Training your dog, as
well, can be done by someone else, who will teach you the few
commands you need and the logic of the rewards process you could
use so that an animal with natural instincts or needs to chew or
bark will be re-trained to chew only select items or to bark
only when there is danger.
You can’t take it out on the dog that you do not understand
dogs. You must figure out a way of training your dog,
understanding that it is a gift to the animal to train it and a
punishment to neglect to do so. If training your dog is not yet
clearly the message here, then maybe you need a few lessons, a
bit of training. Your sleepless, angry next-door-neighbor will
gladly oblige.
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